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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
punkitt-is-here

i-only-created-this-to-read asked:

What do you think Eggman’s Will said? I think it would include something to do with the fortune that Eggman has in either resources or just in cash. Like something close to giving x% or x amount to Sage, and anyone he had gotten close to if he made anyone meaningful connections after Sage; then the rest is spent to build a really big and advanced theme park or something similar.

fernsnailz answered:

i think you have a point about him leaving most of it to sage, but i REALLY want it to look something like this:

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punkitt-is-here
punkitt-is-here

kind of crazy that benny fallout new vegas would have the entire mojave under his thumb if he wasnt so obsessed with using his stupid little cuckboy 9mm

6qubed

fucker should’a learned to doubletap

punkitt-is-here

What's really funny is that he actually did if I recall correctly. It's just that his gun sucks that much and that the courier is just that lucky that you survive. Maria least dependable gun of all time

kittycatherder

his gun, Maria, actually has a high crit rate and if like me you have a high crit build it can last you as a back up pistol for a while. I was like level 30ish when I stopped really using it and just had it on me as a keepsake. Benny is just the unluckiest s.o.b. in that there whole Mojave

punkitt-is-here

oh so what im hearing is that despite being the epitome of New Vegas Swagger benny is actually the unluckiest motherfucker alove and would absolutely SUCK at gambling in any form

conzoop

The entire crux of bennys monolithic bagfumbling prowess falls entirely into how Mr House picked him specifically from the tribe that became the Tops and groomed him to be his Protogé, Mr House also being an utter fool who's massive ego/monopoly on violence in New Vegas proper lead him to believe he was humanity's only hope. Benny fucked up on a monolithic scale, but remember he was taught things no one else on the strip was by a fucked up libertarian prune who only shows himself through Vtuber debuts if you let him

punkitt-is-here

longest thread in forum history Is Mr. House a VTuber locked after 145,346 pages

punkitt-is-here
punkitt-is-here

kind of crazy that benny fallout new vegas would have the entire mojave under his thumb if he wasnt so obsessed with using his stupid little cuckboy 9mm

6qubed

fucker should’a learned to doubletap

punkitt-is-here

What's really funny is that he actually did if I recall correctly. It's just that his gun sucks that much and that the courier is just that lucky that you survive. Maria least dependable gun of all time

kittycatherder

his gun, Maria, actually has a high crit rate and if like me you have a high crit build it can last you as a back up pistol for a while. I was like level 30ish when I stopped really using it and just had it on me as a keepsake. Benny is just the unluckiest s.o.b. in that there whole Mojave

punkitt-is-here

oh so what im hearing is that despite being the epitome of New Vegas Swagger benny is actually the unluckiest motherfucker alove and would absolutely SUCK at gambling in any form

kittycatherder

Oh totally. And like he was in charge of a casino too. He would still be the kind of guy to go double or nothing twice in a row at roulette since he got lucky once and wonder why he's back at his room with no pocket money for the week.

Hell he just keeps fucking up so much by like choice that if you follow his tracks and meet the people he hired and say "Hey I'm trying to find Benny," they're like "oh that son of a bitch?! Yeah I can help with that!" and roll up into benny's own goddamn casino and one of his own biggest supporters can see your list of evidence of his bullshit that he's like "Well shit, yeah you can have all your guns and just walk in here and kills his ass. shit."

hell! did he even need to kill the courier? They didn't even know what was up with the package. They didn't need to die for him to get his hand on the platinum chip. If he just let your character deliver the chip he could've made his move before Mr. House could've stopped him.

He had so much going for him and he fumbled it constantly due to be a thoughtless asshole and backstabbing literally everyone involved in his big masterplan.

punkitt-is-here

cosigned bc that was some real shit u said. it is genuinely great that if benny was just slightly less of a murderous backstabbing dickhead his plan might have actually worked but his downfall was believing in His Own Swag Too Hard

thetruemrpink

This just in: benny white boy actually can't bust it down sexual style and is not goated with the sauce